stuck in the houston airport for the next five hours. but hey, at least its texas!



back on u.s. soil! its going to be weird being able to communicate with the outside world again.



mopeds today in #keywest and jet skis in the #bahamas tomorrow. man, life is rough. #carnivalmagic

mopeds today in #keywest and jet skis in the #bahamas tomorrow. man, life is rough. #carnivalmagic



my home for the next week! #carnival #magic #cruise #keywest #bahamas

my home for the next week! #carnival #magic #cruise #keywest #bahamas



i know you wanna be nosy. here's your chance.
  • 0: Height
  • 1: Age
  • 2: Shoe size
  • 3: Do you smoke?
  • 4: Do you drink?
  • 5: Do you take drugs?
  • 6: Age you get mistaken for
  • 7: Have tattoos?
  • 8: Want any tattoos?
  • 9: Got any piercings?
  • 10: Want any piercings?
  • 11: Best friend?
  • 12: Relationship status
  • 13: Biggest turn ons
  • 14: Biggest turn offs
  • 15: Favorite movie
  • 16: I’ll love you if...
  • 17: Someone you miss
  • 18: Most traumatic experience
  • 19: A fact about your personality
  • 20: What I hate most about myself
  • 21: What I love most about myself
  • 22: What I want to be when I get older
  • 23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
  • 24: My relationship with my parent(s)
  • 25: My idea of a perfect date
  • 26: My biggest pet peeves
  • 27: A description of the girl/boy I like
  • 28: A description of the person I dislike the most
  • 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
  • 30: What I hate the most about work/school
  • 31: What my last text message says
  • 32: What words upset me the most
  • 33: What words make me feel the best about myself
  • 34: What I find attractive in women
  • 35: What I find attractive in men
  • 36: Where I would like to live
  • 37: One of my insecurities
  • 38: My childhood career choice
  • 39: My favorite ice cream flavor
  • 40: Who I wish I could be
  • 41: Where I want to be right now
  • 42: The last thing I ate
  • 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
  • 44: A random fact about anything



buzzfeed:

Pizza understands me in a way that no one else can. 




(Source: elledrivers)



put on the reddest lipstick you have and kiss me on the cheek.



i-am-superjohnlocked:

mrsmarymorstan:

pudus:

was it really necessary for me to be born

Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!

that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day



seriously being called handsome is my absolute favorite compliment ever.



makemeawarrior:

i’m not stoked for the new gatsby movie
i’ve never seen a single episode of adventure time
i don’t watch game of thrones
i’m not angry or bitter
i’m not an artist
i’m not an atheist
i don’t swear a lot
i usually wear clothes
and i don’t smoke weed nor am i sxe

what on earth am i doing on this website?

oh and i also have no idea what the eff “soft grunge” is.



geez, that was an intense ride home.

geez, that was an intense ride home.



Junior Agent Slothington. @kellyons19 #geeksquad #gsculture #edwardsville

Junior Agent Slothington. @kellyons19 #geeksquad #gsculture #edwardsville



(Source: rupacincahuaco)



tomorrow I board a plane for texas, and the day after I get on a cruise ship headed for the bahamas. so stoked.